viernes, 23 de julio de 2010

The Hangover Goes to Thailand

 

The Hangover sequel is headed to Thailand, a source has just confirmed to ComingSoon.net. Production will move there this fall with a script that sees the characters from the 2009 hit comedy traveling to Asia

comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=68133

Bill Murray Sneaking Up On You…

Bill Murray Sneaking Up On You…

Bill Murray gave a rare interview for GQ this month…I really hope the following happens to me…Man is comic genius…

 

Last question. I have to know, because I love this story and want it to be true. There have been stories about you sneaking up behind people in New York City, covering their eyes with your hands, and saying: Guess who. And when they turn around, they see Bill Murray and hear the words “No one will ever believe you.”

I know. I know, I know, I know. I’ve heard about that from a lot of people. A lot of people. I don’t know what to say. There’s probably a really appropriate thing to say. Something exactly and just perfectly right.  But by God, it sounds crazy, doesn’t it? Just so crazy and unlikely and unusual?

Read More gq.com/entertainment/celebrities/201008/bill-murray-dan-fierman-gq-interview?currentPage=4#ixzz0uVr4EjDX

jueves, 22 de julio de 2010

Christopher Walken Imitations…

Fame Reality Check - Jennifer Anniston

FAME REALITY CHECK

I saw today that Jennifer Anniston has a stalker. Seriously, this has gone too far. Jennifer Anniston, the 41 year old Friends alum, who is mostly famous for marrying a guy way too good looking for her, then losing him to the biggest Sexpot on the Silver Screen.

Ever since that time, she has re-modeled her image into that of a hardbody cougar, and vamps it up just about every chance she gets. I’d like to pour some reality on this whole dynamic……

Jennifer Anniston is dead average. Remember her character in office space. Your run of the mill, Applebees waitress, that looked a hell of a lot better after a couple of Applebeetini’s and Sizzling Shrimp. That was the perfect role for her. It was believable. But her fame and fortune have brought her nutritionists, and personal trainers, and a host of retouchers. Don’t believe the hype.

I get the sense everytime I see her half naked in an ad, or on the red carpet  that she has one thing really on her mind “Look at me now Brad.”. Here is some Brad reality…

He definitely thinks about Jennifer Anniston. He thinks back on the good times (Before Angie seduced him in her trailer). He thinks about them all…Gwyneth, Julia, Demi, Robin Givens even. This is because most guys, look back in fondness on relationships past. They look back on the good times…translation, the Sex. Those are the only memories of relationships past worth salvaging in 99% of mens minds (and NO, your man is not any different, nice try). He doesn’t MISS Jennifer. Not on Angie’s worst day. .

So, when Jennifer Anniston poses nude for Vitamin Water… Brad is thinking  ”Wish her body was that tight when I was stuck with her.”

Have you even seen Brad lately. This guy doesn’t care about Mojo anymore. He has like 10 kids. He is probably just changing diapers, trying to ignore Angie’s incessant nagging, and smiling for the cameras (probably sneaks off to masturbate over his past conquests as often as possible).

Any guy that has ever seen Legends of the Fall or Fight Club wanted to be Brad Pitt, for at least a moment. Reality people…his real life is nothing like Tyler Durden making soap and sport f*cking Helene Bohnam Carter (was she actually hot for a minute there?). His real life is a real pain in the ass. Enjoy your normalcy…it is a gift.

This has been a FAME REALITY CHECK. Your welcome.

A Cause Close to My Heart…

A Cause Close to My Heart…

A New Zealand-based technology company has today unveiled a robotic exoskeleton which could change the lives of disabled people. Rex, a set of bionic legs that could one day replace wheelchairs. “It enables you to stand up, walk, move sideways, turn around, go up and down steps as well as walk on flat hard surfaces including ramps and slopes.” Operated by a joystick and control pad and it is simple enough for handicapped users to self-transfer in and out of.

 

Mario Testino Loves Kate Moss

Mario Testino (born 30 October 1954 in Lima) is a Peruvian fashion photographer

 

Curb is Filming in NYC

Curb Your Enthusiasm is one of my favorite programs of all time. Larry David keeps us all hung in suspense regarding followup seasons, but this street permit is a really ray of hope.

Larry: Nice house.
Susie: Yeah, come on. I’ll give you a tour.
Larry: Naw, it’s ok.
Susie: No, come on.
Larry: No, it’s ok. I-I get it.
Susie: You get it?
Larry: Yeah, it’s a house. It’s new. I get it. It’s nice.
Susie: You get it? Ok, you know what? Get the fuck out of my house, Larry.

Daisy Lowe is Wo!

Wheel of Fortune on South Park